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Southern 11.6.24
Open your legs for some southern hospitality! The girls have mixed emotions about the accent, but have a ball looking through the Dirty South's favorite search terms. Whether you like a demure debutante or a backcountry queer, there's plenty to find below the Mason-Dixon line.
HORROR 10.23.24
Looking for things that go bump in the night? Your search is over! There's a thrilling overlap between all things scary and horny. Come spend your spooky season with us while we talk about erotic thrillers, virgin sacrifices, delicious cannibals, and we review a Beetlejuice porn parody. It'll scare your pants off!
Missionary 10.9.24
The girls are on a mission! This romantic position is found in bedrooms across the world, but rarely in porn. Laura and Rachel investigate if the Bible has anything to do with Missionary, preferred virginity positions and if it's all really as vanilla as it seems. To spice it up, they review a video that features a surprising place to hide one's balls. Lay down on top of your lover and listen!
Car Sex 9.25.24
Put it in park! The girls are climbing into the backseat to talk about a popular location for many early and eager sexual encounters. They discuss their horny forays in automobiles, the mechanics of eating out in a passenger seat, and being slut shamed by a Tesla. Whether you’re fooling around in a parking lot, a driveway, or while cruising down the freeway, make sure to stay safe in there!
Gooning 9.11.24
Put on a happy face! The term "Gooning" first appeared on Reddit in 2005, and has recently experienced a surge in popularity. For those who are not chronically online, today's episode will teach you about this genre of heightened sensitivity that leads to extreme expressions while avoiding orgasm. The girls will uncover performances that are actually the opposite of performing. Hunker down in your goon cave and listen!
Lactation 8.28.24
Milk money, honey! Lactating isn’t just for babies anymore. Whether it’s the age play, the fluids, or just the mommy thing, this episode’s kink has some interesting taboos to unearth. The girls are talking colostrum, oxytocin and leaky cum. Let down to get down!
Bisexual Female 8.14.24
We are living in the golden age of bisexual females! Today’s episode takes a walk down Laura’s road to embracing her bisexuality and touches on Rachel’s burgeoning interest in her own queer fluidity. Oh and we talk about porn a little too. Tune in now for a fantastic episode about the fastest growing sexuality!
Porn Games 7.31.24
Let's play a game! Have you ever seen those games advertised on the porntube home pages? Laura and Rachel grab their joysticks to explore old Apple 2 softcore, Japanese animation origins, and jiggle physics. They also envision their own ideal games: from Lara Croft to free-for-all post-apocalyptic universes. Come for the fun, stay for the gun dicks!
Wedding 7.17.24
Here cums the bride! Producer Amanda's recent nuptials inspired a spirited conversation about wedding sex, including some highly unconventional ideas. The girls fantasize about everything from cock rings and bathroom quickies to ceremonial play parties. They discuss having sex on the wedding night sex vs the next morning, a video for the porn curious, and gimps in the marital suite. Engage in some premarital fun!
Swingers 7.3.24
Swing your partner round and round! Before we had the modern vocabulary for ethical nonmonogamy, there was swinging. There is a rich history of extramarital relations over the last century stemming from the military (!!) and evolving to key parties, soft swinging, and even Mormons. Plus: tune in to hear about Rachel’s teenage trailer park experience. Swing for the fences, folks!
Hotel Rooms 6.19.24
Checking in! The girls are swiping their key card for a night of fun in their local hotel room. You can really let go of inhibitions when there are no parents, kids, or roommates around, and you don’t have to worry about cleaning the sheets the next day. Pack your travel-sized toys for a sexy room at the inn!
Porn Literacy with Tara Micheala 6.5.24
The sex education you never got in school is here! The girls welcome sex educator Tara Michaela to talk about how porn can do more than just entertain. They navigate how mainstream porn can perpetuate stereotypes, but it can also open up conversations in a complicated landscape. They also tackle whether porn addiction is real and analyze videos that could teach folks a thing or two. Class is in session!
Used Underwear 5.22.24
Panty sniffers, your time has come! The girls are pulling up their britches to talk about snail trails, discharge and everything that soaks your briefs throughout the day. Whether you're rocking a crunchy pair or you're a natural bleacher, this search term will stimulate your senses with some primal pheromones. Wear ‘em, sell ‘em, or huff ‘em - we’re here for all of it!
Tantra with Diana Oh 5.8.24
It's about the journey, not the destination! The girls are finally chatting about one of the most sacred corners of sex to reach a higher level of bodily understanding. They're joined by artist Diana Oh who is back on the show to talk Tantra. We all know about Sting's relationship to the Tantric arts but it's not just about the length of time, it's about the motion in the ocean. From Cynthia Erivo epiphanies to staying present when the camera is rolling, we're relaxing into this one.
Cruising 4.24.24
Cruising for an oozing! Laura and Rachel are scoping out the legendary art of the queer rendezvous. What began out of necessity, and has a sordid history of entrapment, has evolved into a bit of anonymous fun. If you’re in the market, look no further than your local park, gym, rest stop or Uber pool. Set yourself to cruise control!
E-Stim with Erin Pim 4.10.24
Stimulate your senses! The girls welcome kink facilitator, podcaster and performer Erin Pim. They kick things off by talking about her new dungeon in Toronto, before Erin dishes about being a playful dominant - including her use of e-stimulation and other medical devices that can be repurposed for kink play. From neon wands to sounding, there is a lot of fun to be had with e-stim. Just keep it away from anyone with a pacemaker!
Bareback 3.27.24
It's the Bareback Necessities! Laura and Rachel pivot from their interest in horses to this LGBTQI+ definition of riding raw. In this episode they discuss breeding, bum spurting limits and how they test to keep safe out there. If Dune 2 has you thinking about buttholes, you've come to the right podcast!
Frat 3.13.24
Pledge yourself to Greek life! The girls discuss one of Rachel's favorite search terms. The girls talk all about subverting traditional hetero tropes with gay first time fantasies. They'll explore hazing, the dubious consent of it all, and a horny video that really takes it time. Listen to this episode! It's a fraternal order.
Milking Table 2 with Chad Sanders 2.28.24
The girls get back to their roots with longtime fan and superstar writer and podcaster Chad Sanders. After unearthing their personal porn journeys, the team approaches the glory hole table to uncover why men enjoy this sneaky form of submissiveness. They chat about the safety of a milking table, spitting, and why there are so many big dicks in porn. We dair-y you to listen!
Brat 2.14.24
Calling all Veruca Salts! Brats are an important part of the BDSM world, keeping their doms guessing and generally causing mischief. Since Rachel is our Brat Queen, she talks about the fun of inciting a reaction, wrestling, ignoring, and her journey as a bossy bottom. Let's find some good brat trainers and get impolite!
NPC 1.31.24
Non-Player Characters have come out to play! NPCs are infiltrating the airwaves, and the girls are interested in the overlap between the social media phenomenon and the transactional action that has origins in the cam space. Level up your kink with a review of a "Free Guy" parody and the fantastic "NPC Gets F*cked". Ice cream SO good!
GILF 1.17.24
Take your MILF up a notch! Rachel gets on her soapbox to talk stigma around the sexuality of older folks and the joys of an age gap. Tune in to hear all about hot elders, the wisdom of groovy grannies, and a beautiful video with two sexy grandpas.
Sounding 1.2.24
Do you hear what I hear? Sounding is entering the chat with a lot of taboo and danger. But the girls really get into the who, what, why, and how to further understand this high kink. From a Dittel to a Hank to a Prat to a Van Buren Sound, 10% of men enjoy getting their nerve endings pushed inside their pee hole. Plus a deliciously fun pervert torture video that drove Rachel wild. Sound off in the comments AND in the bedroom!
Czech 12.20.23
Czech yeah! Prague is the unofficial capital of gay porn, and they are great at churning out the good stuff. Since the days of the Velvet Revolution, the locals have had an open attitude towards sex that has given us access to extra hot models, Czech hunters, and in one of today's videos, an excellent slow-mo replay. Don't be an eastern cock bloc and listen!
Brunette 12.6.23
Brunettes have more fun! Our two brown-haired hosts are part of the 20% population of the world with the same hair color, and they want a little attention about it! From dark to chestnut, porn is full of tawny beauties who get into free use and fun surprises in this week's videos. Come on down to brown town!
Real Estate 11.22.23
And we're not talking about Zillow lust... Open your house to prospective buyers and their hot realtors, and jam anything you can into escrow. The girls review two fantastic videos that go from high end luxury to full camp. Talk about a liquid asset!
Panties 11.8.23
I see London, I see France, we want to see your underpants! Whether they're cotton or lace, moist or soaked, panties are often the inciting incident in porn and for good reason. You can stuff them, sniff them, or sell your old ones...and whatever you choose, the girls are probably going to find it pretty damn hot. Move those panties to the side and dive right in!
Ghosts 10.25.23
Get supernatural, sluts! The girls haunt this ghoulish topic and discuss how ghost sex leans into dubious consent, celebrity paranormal affairs, and succubi (and incubi!) conspiring to steal your seed. Happy Halloweiner!
Twins 10.11.23
Double your pleasure, double your fun...? The girls are talking twins and their long history of fetishization. They wrestle with the concept of twincest, the presumption that twins are two halves of the same person, plus the episode even covers the infamous Peters Twins. Try on a pair.
Inflation 10.4.23
Blow it up! If you are new to inflation, you aren't alone. This search term lives at the intersection of many kinds of kink. Tune in to hear the girls talk about "blueberry" porn, bemoan an unusual lack of actual sex, and marvel at just how big a butt can get. This is the kind of inflation we can get behind!
Break-Up Sex 9.27.23
One last hoorah! The girls are talking about the horniness stage of grief and the final consummation at the end of a relationship. Not to be confused with ex sex, make up sex or rebound sex, break-up sex rides an emotional rollercoaster that can be profoundly alluring. Tune in to hear Rachel's pitch for her break-up sex porn masterpiece!
Nunsploitation with Nat Portnoy 9.20.23
Get back in the habit! The girls welcome performer and creator Nat Portnoy to the show. She goes deep on her journey into the porn space and what life is like now. Her passion for subversive storytelling and her thoughts on desire, shame, repression, and freedom are a blessing. Come and worship!
Gonzo 9.13.23
Get in on the action! The camera is busting through the 4th wall with this search term that was popularized in the 1980's. The girls chat about the godfathers of the genre and the slippery slope of blurred boundaries. Plus they review two videos that exemplify how teamwork really makes the dream work!
Footjob 9.6.23
Take your foot fetish up a notch! In this episode, the girls unpack a popular proclivity while taking umbrage with one video that can't seem to do anything right. But not before Rachel declares that feet are the new anal! Tune in to find out which girl is adding footjobs to her sexual bucket list!
Uncut 8.30.23
Keep that turtleneck on! It took the girls awhile to learn about circumcised cocks but now they're borderline experts on keeping that jacket on. Circumcision is the oldest known surgical procedure and while there are many reasons to do it (Laura lists out most of them), a dick could be missing out on a hefty amount of extra sensitivity, lubrication and dare we say pleasure? You Americans won't have to study abroad to learn your way around an uncut penis!
Cam Boys 8.23.23
Cam Girls are everywhere, but what about the Cam Boys? The girls jump through a few cam rooms to ogle men as they flirt, tease and tug. Get your wifi fired up and your tips ready, because tonight is for the boys!
Body Hair 8.16.23
Are you bare down there and everywhere? The girls are tackling a highly requested topic about all the hair a body has to offer, from face to pits to pubes. They talk full bush, body builders' smooth physiques, and special soul patch woes from Laura. Forget the razor for a while and tune in!
Porn Music Video 8.9.23
With the crescendo comes the climax! Whether they're professional, fan-made or compilation music videos, music and sex are a match made in the bedroom. Tune in to hear the girls talk about their own sexy playlists, being tied to the rhythm of a song, and why you might want to show some PMVs at your next play party.
Fisting II: Double Fist 8.2.23
Prepare for the silent duck! The girls are exploring fisting through the ages: from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel to the Norse God of Fuck. Head to the kitchen, grab some Crisco, and get ready to gape!
Blowbang 7.26.23
It's the gangbang of blowjobs! The girls relax their jaws enough to discuss how many bodies equal a blowbang, sperm competition, and the agency in being the arbiter of the blow. Performer Emily Willis has found two new superfans in Laura and Rachel. Open wide, this could take a while!
Sex Parties 7.19.23
Did you RSVP? Everyone is invited to this week's episode where the girls compare notes from their recent trips to respective sex parties in New York and LA. From Eyes Wide Shut to the KitKat Club to key parties to dick fillers, all are welcome to participate...or maybe just listen in.
Hysterical Literature 7.12.23
Tickle your funny bone! In this unique episode, the girls talk about the viral youtube series that features women reading books while being stimulated under a table. They also browse the historical section of the library to dig up the truth about vibrators as a cure for "hysteria", the "wandering womb", and the best names for the vibrators of yesteryear. Talk about a dewey decimal system...
Hysterical Literature: Session One: Stoya
Golden Age of Porn: Volume II 7.5.23
Put down the microfiche, it's time for a major fetish! The girls are honoring their ancestors and studying the artists of yesteryear with stag films dating back to 1915, drive-in dirty movie theaters, and tedious community standards that have been around since the 1970's. They review two porn classics "Behind the Green Door" and "Debbie Does Dallas" in today's vintage episode.
CFNM WITH THROWING FITS 6.28.23
Clothe your females, nude your males! The girls welcome the boys from Throwing Fits for a pod gangbang to talk about denim thongs, favorite performers, the good ol days of AOL chat rooms, and late night cable. Plus the trials and tribulations of dealing with soft shlongs. You won't want to miss this wild romp!
Milking Table 6.21.23
My milk table brings all the ears to the pod! Climb up on your new favorite piece of sex furniture to hear about its notable appearance on a mainstream show, how freeing it can be to focus on one area of the body, and a video that fulfills Rachel's needs for accented moaning. Milk, it does a body good.
Handjobs II: Hand We Go Again! 6.14.23
Give 'em a hand, folks! On today's episode, the girls are giving you loads upon loads of new names for HJs, musing on why boomers love a handy, and how even the word "handjob" gets a bad rap. If you want a deep dive into the many ways to give palm-based pleasure, then you have to tune in!
JOI III 6.7.23
Hey, jerk off! The girls are back to talk about this extremely popular search term and the myriad deliveries and directives. From gentle to forceful, IRL to a handwritten note, an expert instructor can turn you on under all kinds of circumstances. There's also a lot of talk about whipped cream. We're counting you down to listening in 4, 3, 2...
Creampie II 5.31.23
Fill me up, buttercup! The girls look into the creamy goodness of this search term. They discuss the campaign to get creampies featured in porn, a variety of birth controls, and whether cum can set off a metal detector. Come on inside!
Watch the video episode here!
French 5.24.23
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Grab your baguette and come explore one of the most sensual countries on earth. The girls discuss horny New Wave cinema, premiere sodomy, and a sweet someone drawing you like one of their French girls. We're going to need a cigarette after this one.
Tattoo 2 5.17.23
That’ll leave a mark! The girls are back to talk about the shrinking taboo around tattoos, ancient Egyptian tramp stamps, and why or why not tattoo studios seem to be popular locations to shoot porn. Dip your needle in some ink and get started!
Public Disgrace 5.10.23
Shame, shame, shame! From Cersei in Game of Thrones to a toilet gang bang, welcome to a sub category for any especially eager subs. The girls analyze where the desire for public disgrace may originate, mob mentality, and what kind of humiliation brings a subject to their knees. Grab your pitchfork and head to the town square for those sexy scarlet letters!
Cock Worship 5.3.23
We love our members! The girls are finding ways to shout their praise for the almighty pecker from the tops of phallic skyscrapers to quieter, more intimate bedroom affections. Laura and Rachel also get a little verklempt over a very special video that elevates the spank bank to say the least. Take me to church!
Nuru Massage 4.26.23
Not quite massage, not quite jello wrestling, Nuru Massage exists in the in between, providing hours of sticky fun. Going beyond a traditional table and a pair of hands, this search term also requires a gel that has a very cinematic viscosity (think: Alien goo). Tune in to hear about pool floaties, BV treatments and a knock off David Attenborough. Slip and slide right in!
Weed 2: Weedier and Wackier 4.19.23
Smoke 'em if you got 'em! The girls indulge in some wacky tobacky before firing up this episode and they let the good times roll. They unpack sexy smoke fetishes, the pains of dry mouth and Rachel's raucous college weed era. Roll one up, relax and take a listen!
MATURE 2 4.12.23
Grown and sexy! From salt-n-pepper silver foxes to grannies to everything in between, the girls are exploring how age ain’t nothin but a number. They take on American ageism and discuss the ways that experience can generate profound passion between well seasoned sex partners.
RE-RUN: BLOWJOBS
Slide up your kneepads and tie your hair back because in this episode we are going down! Listen to the girls dig deep into their own first experiences and middle school misunderstandings about giving head. (Do you blow on it? Can you use your hands?) And find out who gets turned on giving head, who even watches blowjobs in porn, and whether or not cum always has a hint of bleach flavoring. Original Episode aired on June 19, 2019.
LIVE SHOW: OUTDOORS 3.29.23
Laura and Rachel performed a live show at Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles on March 23, 2023 for their west coast premiere! Tune in to hear the riotous games, a review of a video featuring Jordi El Niño Polla, and the plethora of places to bone al fresco. The girls took LA and loved every second of it!
Impact Play 3.22.23
Make an impact! Whether it's a slap with a hand or a spank with a prop, the girls love to get smacked around. Start off with some enthusiastic consent and end with after care, and in between maybe take notes from King Noire, an incredible dom. Don't forget your safe word!
Cheating 3.15.23
Why does being bad feel so good? The girls are talking about the wide spectrum of cheating and how everyone can define it for themselves. From the cheating gap, to the movie Unfaithful to a Fabio look-alike, you may approach your whole relationship differently after this episode. Don't cheat yourself from having a great time and tune in!
GROUP SEX 3.8.23
Play time! Grab your favorite folks in sets of two or more for some spicy group activities! The Girls talk about daisy chains, elite sex clubs, and Laura's future career as a party planner. Tune in and get lost in the crowd!
German 3.1.23
Sprechen sie porn? The girls explore a country that was at the forefront of sexual liberation, namely embracing queer and trans theory and community back in the early 20th century. Whether you prefer the decadence of Berlin or a sunny forest in the countryside, Germany contains multitudes. Excuse us while we manifest a trip to the Berlin Porn Film Festival!
CMNF 2.22.23
That's Clothed Male, Nude Female for the uninitiated. You'll often find a man in a suit and a woman restrained, but you'll want to explore all of the other combinations this fantasy can deliver on too. Tune in to hear about Lady Godiva, kinky happenings in the Midlands, and the rarest of circumstances: both videos land in BOTH girls' spank banks. Strip down or suit up and listen!
Circus 2.15.23
Step right up and erect your tent! The girls talk trapeze, acrobatics, bearded ladies, and all things freaky about the circus. Though we're always eager to watch scantily clad athletes doing impressive things with their bodies, circus performance has a particularly rich history as adult entertainment. Run off to the circus with us!
Cowboy 2.7.23
Save a horse, ride a cowboy! No matter where you roam, a cowboy fulfills a certain brand of masculine fantasy. The girls are sneaking a peek at hanky codes, Ramon Nomar, and which wild western TV shows are the horniest. Yee-haw!
First Time 2.1.23
Feels like the first time! Whether we're talking about uncharted anal adventures or professionals trying new sex acts on camera, we're here to explore a plethora of sexual debuts. The girls talk about the monetary value of first times, give out tips for proper anal douching, and even take down the concept of virginity itself. It's not our first time, but we'll be gentle.
Fitness 1.22.23
Let's get physical! Whether it's in the locker room, the sauna, or out on the floor, the fantasy of sex at the gym will always get our blood pumping. Did you know that watching porn before a workout will help you lift heavier? Tune in for more fun facts that will make you creatine your jeans.
Edging 2: Edged Again 1.15.23
Whether you're having partnered sex or spanking it solo, take it to the razor's edge! The girls are talking about the different techniques to slow the flow like squeezing, ballooning, and how blue balls aren't really that bad. Stay on the edge of glory, babes!
Mukbang 1.11.22
Who's hungry? Mukbang is a portmanteau for the Korean words for food + broadcasting and it is a multi sensory experience. Tune in to hear about mukbang's growing popularity, how food porn becomes porn porn, plus an absolutely bonkers video about a grilled girl breast. Bring a healthy appetite!
200th Episode! 1.4.23
It's Girls on Porn's 200th Episode! We're kicking off 2023 with a look back at our most popular episodes, favorite fan emails and how the podcast has changed the girls. Rachel and Laura each brought one of their all-time favorite videos to review for this extra special episode. WE LOVE PORN AND WE LOVE YOU!
Bang Surprise - Chesty Chloe Surreal Titty Fucks A Big Cock Before Taking It Deep In Her Pussy
BIG NATURALS 12.28.22
Hoist 'em up, ladies! The girls are marveling at the natural busty-ness and undeniable talent of porn legend Angela White. They also discuss Big Naturals memes, bra sizing chaos, and which country has the biggest jugs in the world. Lay your weary head on the heaving bosom of GoP, for our last episode in 2022!
Cuckold 2: Return of the Cuck
We're coocoo for cuckolds! The girls are revisiting this topic with fresh facts and a wildly hot video from Kink.com. They talk about all of the origins of cucking, from Othello to modern politics to the bird that gave the kink its name. Let's cuck!
Muscle with Ty Mitchell 12.14.22
Listen up, XXX experts! The girls welcome the incredible, the incomparable, the First Openly Gay porn performer and writer Ty Mitchell to the show and they get right into the industry shop talk. The threesome discusses everything from eroticizing masculinity to rotting zucchinis at the grocery store. Listen now for an insightful conversation and an irresistible peek behind the curtain!
Quickie 12.7.22
Sometimes we want it fast and dirty. Our busy gals, parents fighitng for privacy, or anyone else on the go...might not always have time to make a meal out of sex. So maybe you can find a moment while you're getting ready to go out for the evening - or you can hop up on a sink, or stow away to a public bathroom for a brief fling like in the two hot videos we feature today. Let's have a quick in and out, shall we?
Autofellatio 11.30.22
...And we're not talking about road head! Tune in to hear about the rare phenomenon that is self sucking. Everything from advanced yoga positioning to ingrown toenails to a Gütenberg bible thief. Stretch out and have a listen!
Thanksgiving 11.23.22
Gobble it down! It may be porn's slowest day in America but we are still dedicated to finding you something for your spank bank. The girls discuss how puritanical the puritans actually were, what foods get us horny, and there's an extra long tangent on Yankee Candles. It's that time of year to gather the family together...and if you've ever watched porn, you can guess what happens next.
Best Friend 11.16.22
Hey bestie! Laura and Rachel are exploring their options with some Gay Lite™️ porn. Whether it's girls at a sleepover or guys with their wives out of town, could best friends be the gateway drug to queer exploration? Grab a buddy and find out!
Reaction 11.9.22
Lights, camera, reaction! The girls discover they are not the only ones who like to watch porn and comment on what they see. In this meta episode, they learn about mirror neurons, the 2007 video that set the reaction trend ablaze, and they come up with a host of new ideas for their own future videos. Come join the fun!
Carly Rae Summers reacts to Wild Lesbian Squirting Orgy - Ersties
Armpit 11.2.22
What you got going on under there? The girls stick their nose (and their tongues?) into this particular erogenous zone to discuss pheromones, pit wanks, and which vegetable Rachel smells like when she's stressed. Take a whiff!
LIVE SHOW: WITCHES 10.26.22
Rachel and Laura performed a live show at Caveat in New York City on October 20, 2022 to celebrate a spooky good time! Tune in for the fun games, a horny history of witches and why Rachel just won't let pumpkins go! Grab your broomstick and hop on in!
Cum Shot 10.19.22
Get ready for your close up! This porn-centric term has gone by many names over the years, and you're about to hear some doozies. The girls talk about the money shot's origins on film, the requirement for performers to cum or they don't get paid, and engaging in a little friendly fire. Keep a towel handy!
Dry Humping 10.12.22
Who doesn't love a dry hump? This outercourse contains all of the anticipation guaranteed to make you cream your jeans. Tune in to hear about tribbing, frottage cheese, and listen to the girls have a legitimate fight about the right way to hump a dryer. Caution: Going dry will get you wet!
Voyeur 10.5.22
Calling all Peek Freaks! Thanks to hours of porn watching, Rachel and Laura can verifiably call themselves experts on this particular topic. On today's episode they discuss Lady Godiva's infamous ride, what "dogging" means across the pond, and all the different flavors of salacious spying: everything from Peeping Toms to Hot Wives to Semi-Public Rooftop Sex. Plus, Rachel's unwavering opinions on nude panty hose. We see you looking...
ORGY TOO 9.28.22
The more the merrier! The girls are back to cover more ground on one of the most popular sexual fantasies of all time. They discuss the hidden history of maypoles, unpredictable stimuli, and whether gorging yourself on a massive feast is the best idea before rigorous group copulation. Organize a friendly neighborhood orgy today!
Ass Eating 9.21.22
It's supper time! The girls are putting on their bibs to gorge themselves on a sexy scene from Bellesa House, under-reported historical ass eating, and achieving equal opportunity munching for all. Bottoms up!
Free Use 9.14.22
Forget Casual Friday, we want Free Use Friday! Today's search term allows for consenting play anytime, anywhere. Whether you're gaming or going to a funeral, you might get caught up in a little naughty fun when you least expect it. Just make sure your Zoom screen doesn't catch what's happening under the desk!
How To 9.7.22
It's time to bone up on your porn literacy! While porn does not equal sex education, you can learn a few things from the fantasy corner of the internet. Today's videos will show you how to have a hands free anal orgasm and how to have period sex. You know we love to stay informed and horny!
Feminist Porn 8.31.22
Welcome to our thesis statement! The girls are diving into the topic that inspired the creation of GoP. They pay respect to the pioneers of feminist porn while they discuss everything from the sex wars to how they never want to hear about "Biden" in a porn again. Equality is horny!
Nerd 8.24.22
Nerd Alert! The girls, and the internet, know that nerds rule because they are enthusiastic, dedicated, and love to dive deep into the inner workings of their favorite...subject matter. Find your local nerd and take them for a spin!
Bondage 8.17.22
Not sure I can make it, I'm all tied up! The girls will have you gagged with everything from studded collars to shibari to Wonder Woman's historical ties to rope play. Restrain yourself xx
COLLEGE 8.10.22
Take out your fitted jersey sheets for that extra long twin bed! The girls hearken back to their wayward school days to talk about the horniest colleges, hot professors, and spring break shenanigans. It was the best of times, it was the most fumbling inexperienced of times!
DILDO 8.3.22
We'll dil-do it! The girls excavacate the historical popularity of dildos through the ages and bring you right to the present day with a dildo unboxing video. Tune in to hear them talk about dongs, dragons and popsicles! If you move someone's dildo without their permission, then that's a dick move.
COSPLAY 7.27.22
Let's play dress up! The girls are talking about one of the most popular search terms on the internet and the empowerment that comes from taking on a fictional persona. From renaissance fairs to comic cons, there are endless possibilities for gender bending, power play and generally deviant fun. Put that imagination to good use!
MILF 2 - 7.20.22
We want more mommy! The girls are circling back to a classic to revisit all of the hot moms in the neighborhood. They talk about MILFS of most ages, the spectrum from mommy to cougar to femme dom, and what seasons are best to find a mother in the wild...
SPIT PLAY 7.11.22
The girls are spittin' more than game this week! Whether you've been a long time fan, or are a little spit curious, Laura has prepared a chart to walk you through some of the different forms of drool-worthy degradation. Target practice anyone?
ITALIAN 7.6.22
Our Italian-American girls are so excited to explore the horny side of their heritage. Tune in to hear all about Rocco Siffredi, some top notch vintage videos and Rachel flexing her Italian language lessons all over this episode. That's amore!
Small Tits 6.29.22
Who wants to be part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee? We do! The girls are oggling tiny tiddies in today's episode and musing on best bras, nipple sensations, and getting absolutely soaked with this week's video from Bellessa House. All honkers are beautiful and we're not leaving any of them out!
Straight Guy 6.22.22
Just because they look straight, doesn't mean they are! The girls are celebrating Pride Month with one of the top search terms for gay men. They explore the complications and desires around masculinity, along with the hot tension of fucking your best friend...or your bully. They also witness a spectrum of blowjobs from the Cocky Boys' best, to the absolute worst the tube sites have to offer. Happy Pride, babes!!
Lingerie 6.15.22
Slip into something more comfortable! The girls love some great lingerie whether it's for a partner, for a thirst trap, or for themselves. They discuss the difference between a negligee and a teddy, their favorite brands dating all the way back to high school at Frederick's of Hollywood, plus a smoking hot video with Mickey Mod and Julia Roca. Spill your secrets, Victoria!
FARTS 6.8.22
Let 'er rip! The girls are bubbling with excitement for the sounds, the smells and the textures of this flatulent fetish. Tune in to hear about farting in the workplace, why toots are better with clothes on, and Rachel's symphonic digestive system. It's the only gas you can afford these days!
MORNING SEX 6.1.22
Are you a morning person? The girls made sure to brush their teeth before exploring the parasympathetic nervous system, times of day that each gender prefers to fornicate, and how to gracefully ask your random hook up to leave. Morning wood? Morning would!
SEX DOLL 5.25.22
Do you still play with your Barbie? Laura came into today's episode skeptical of this kink, but found there was a lot to learn. From fornicutory dolls in World War II, to sex doll brothels, to cutting edge AI, there seems to be a societal soft spot for these objects designed to get you hard.
SISSIFICATION 5.18.22
Sissy that walk! The girls are loving this kink which (role) plays with gender and turns misogyny on its head. They review two very different sissy instructional videos and you'll want to tune in to hear some really exceptional accent work. Let's play dress up!
Gang Bang with Liza Treyger 5.11.22
Everyone is invited to the party! The girls welcome comedian and fellow porn enthusiast Liza Treyger (Enemies, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) to talk about Gang Bangs and to fangirl out about all of their favorite performers. Tune in to hear about the joys in humiliation, stanning kink.com, and lots of BTS about what makes GoP tick. If you're a long time GoP listener, this is the episode for you!
Mormon 5.4.22
Let's sneak a peek inside those temple garments! This episode is jam packed with pent up sexual repression. The girls talk all about tethered longings, various forms of "outercouse", and a hot and heavy scene featuring a highly ordained daddy. Much to their surprise, the girls may have unlocked a new favorite search term. If you haven't tried it yet, we highly recommend it! (The porn, not the religion.)
TRUE LESBIAN Mormon Sisters Can’t Repress Sinful Feelings for Each Other
GOLDEN AGE OF PORN 4.27.22
Let us take you back in time to The Golden Age of Porn. A time when smut played in theaters, Camille Pagilia was speaking out for women's sexuality, and Deep Throat was on everyone's lips. The girls review two films that have Rachel longing for a time machine. Tune in to find out some of the reasons the industry just barely missed going mainstream!
Weed 4.20.22
High everybody! The girls took a few deep tokes for this smoking hot episode and invite you to light one up in kind. They giggle their way through the highs and lows of cannabis, how magical stoned sex can be, and then go on a deep dive into the venn diagram of Laura's favorite pastimes. Happy 4/20!
beach 4.13.22
Who ordered a Sex on the Beach? The girls slip into their bikinis for a little illicit fun in the sun. They learn that sex in the sand is not only challenging for the obvious reasons but can also be bad for the environment!? And tune in for the review of one of Rachel's favorite summertime fantasy videos. Don't forget your sun cream!
Bisexual Male 4.6.22
The bisexual male is on the rise! According to 2021 P*rnH*b insights, there's a recent spike in interest in these sexually versatile dudes. The girls talk about MMF threesomes, the freedom in being open to everyone, and a film about a sexual adventure in dystopian Catalonia. Wherever you might land on the Kinsey scale, we think there's a little something in this episode for everyone!
CBT 3.30.22
It's Cock and Ball Torture, for the uninitiated! Maybe you got your first taste of CBT in "Casino Royale" with Daniel Craig, or maybe you're a Puppetry of the Penis connoisseur. Either way, there's always more to explore. Strangulation, breath play, sounding, and Wartenberg Wheels are just a few of the creative ways to pack in a punch before you unload.
TV SEX SCENES 3.23.22
From the girls who brought you Movie Sex Scenes...Laura and Rachel are talking about all of your favorites, including but not limited to: Normal People, Outlander, Queer as Folk, Insecure.... They also take a look at a censorship timeline to find out how sex slowly worked its way into your boob tube. Your antennas won't be the only thing you're fiddlin with.
Ignoring 3.16.22
I'm sorry did you say something? Whether you're washing the dishes, playing a video game or on a work zoom call, ignoring or being ignored can be a very sexy game. Tune in to hear about bored stepsisters, farts, and Laura discovering a favorite new kink.
GOTH 3.9.22
You remember that hot goth from high school? Rachel and Laura sure do. Lace up your combat boots and tune in for a sexy search term that has been especially popular this year. The girls investigate the appeal of the genre - everything from fishnets and latex to the punk bad attitude. Plus an especially spicy video featuring @gothcharlotte and friends. Hot Topic, here we cum!
MUTUAL MASTURBATION 3.2.22
Grab a friend and get in touch with yourself! The girls are well versed in duo diddling, whether it be long distance, next to a partner, or waiting on the sidelines during a threesome. They ponder the different types of mutual masturbation, a creeper outside a Tuscan villa, and a men's masturbation club in Seattle. Lend a hand and listen in!
BALLOONS 2.23.22
If you're a long time looner or new to this search term, we can guarantee a playful good time with this episode. The girls cover everything from poppers to non poppers, Bendy Brooke's game of peekaboob, the Grim Looner, and Rachel's struggles with static electricity. Pop goes your weasel!
DIRTY TALK 2.16.22
Talk dirty to us! The girls are speaking their truth about sexting, the different ways they communicate in the bedroom, and how aural can be the hottest form of foreplay. Tune in for tips and tricks and to hear Laura read some of her very own, original literotica.
CUNNILINGUS 2.9.22
Our cunning linguists, Rachel and Laura, dive head first into one of their all time favorite topics. From "eating a boxed lunch" to "yodeling in the valley", the girls share an incredible list of euphemisms, techniques to try out, and strong opinions about DJ Khaled's...opinions. Plus an extra hot vid starring Rachel's crush, Lucas Frost. Grab a friend because we're eating out tonight!
CONDOMS WITH STOYA 2.2.22
Safety is sexy! The girls are beyond excited to welcome one of their all-time favorite icons of the industry! Performer/director/writer Stoya (!!) joins the show to talk about her career and experience, as well as her work with Mickey Mod in "Around the World in 80 Ways: Los Angeles". (Grabbing a condom is easy when you have plenty of Skyns in your nightstand and use Mickey's special technique for slipping one on...) That's a wrap!
THERAPIST 1.26.22
Slip it in, Freud! Therapy enthusiasts Laura and Rachel invite you to get comfortable so they can tell you all about sex and transference, how desperately they want approval from their own therapists....plus a video that proves porn performers can be hilarious improvisers. Warning: Opening one's mind can lead to opening one's legs...
DANCE 1.19.22
Hold us closer, tiny dancer! The girls are shaking their groove thangs and serving an extensive history of forbidden dance, all the way up Magic Mike's pelvic Pony thrusts. Tune in for Rachel's expert take on good form, how *not* to attract a mate on the dance floor...and more dancing bears than you ever could've dreamed of!
DP2: Deeper and Doubler 1.12.22
New Year, New DP! Open up your ear holes to hear how Mickey Mod and Owen Gray host a spitroast, the best order of insertion, and why butt play requires patience. Double your trouble, double your fun!
Glasses 1.5.22
Do you have your horny rimmed glasses on? Ever the studious sluts, Rachel and Laura investigate the various reasons why glasses are hot and why attraction to bespectacled babes is surprisingly common. Listen up and see the sexiness more clearly!
Harriet Sugarcookie and Zoe Doll sleepover: two girl handjob
Plastic 12.24.21
Enhance...Enhance! Laura and Rachel have a healthy debate over today's search term which is the kink around plastic surgery. They talk about the psychology of bodily enhancement, bimbofication, and...sex in socks. Come on Barbie, let's go party!
LIVE SHOW: HOLIDAY 12.22.21
Rachel and Laura performed a live show at Caveat in New York City on December 9, 2021 to celebrate the holidays! Tune in for the fun games, a review of the yuletide classic "Frosty the Snowjob" and learn why Saturnalia shows us the true meaning of Christmas! There are some ho ho hoes in this house!
BLONDE 12.15.21
Hey blondie! Our dark haired hosts take on flaxen haired towheads starting with Devon Sawa and the Tiger Beat crowd and moving all the way to Mormons wielding glass dildos. Tune in to hear Rachel and Laura gently drag the hair color they'll never know, and find out if blondes really do have more fun!
Chastity Cage 12.8.21
Lock 'em up! This BDSM kink is more than just that scene from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights". Deny yourself some pleasure for a moment and learn about the history of chastity cages as well as tips and tricks for modern day chastity play. You'll be begging for a sweet release!
Solo Female with Ela Darling 12.1.21
Two is a crowd but one is a party! The girls are thrilled to welcome Ela Darling who will be talking about her new video "Orgasm Synergy" on xoafterglow. It's a veritable show & tell as they discuss Ela's stainless steel butt plug and her vintage vibrator, plus some high tech talk about VR porn. Vulva havers and admirers alike are encouraged to tune in!
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Big Dick 2: Back and Bigger Than Ever 11.24.21
Take a deep breath and climb aboard! The girls are back to talk about all things XL eggplants. Tune in to hear how climate change may be shrinking dicks, the dangers of jelqing, and who's in the BDE club. Plus a hot video that beautifully demonstrates how best to insert a fat cock without destroying the recipient! Gobble gobble!
DOCTOR 11.17.21
Doctor doctor give me the news / I got a bad case of fucking you! Ever have fantasies while your doctor is poking around all of your holes and crevices? Maybe you've dreamt up some different ways to use their instrument? Tune in to hear the girls talk about everything from prostate exams to pap smears to the failure of the American healthcare system. You can keep your apples, we don't want to keep the doctor away!
The Good Doctor: Bad Girl Andylynn Payne Visits Dr. Wolf Hudson
Neighbor 11.10.21
Hidey-ho, neighbor! The girls next door talk about getting closer with your roommates, knee socks, and why to be sure to lather on the SPF before you sneak into your neighbor's pool. Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor ;)
Sex Swing 11.3.21
Your playground fun got a glow up! In today's episode the girls talk about swings (or slings) used for sex by everyone from partners with a big height difference to people with disabilities to anyone who's down for a fun time! Get used to swinging back and forth with today's videos that go from super hot to super silly then back to super hot again. Swing on by and listen!
Vampire 10.27.21
You heard it here last: vampires are hot! With hundreds of years to kill, these mythical monsters have freed themselves from sexual repression for your pain and pleasure. Why not invite one in to take a bite right of your neck, your wrist...or maybe your inner thigh? Sink in and suck all you want, Dracula!
Pegging: Round 2 10.20.21
Peg me once, shame on me. Peg me twice...wait actually no shame at all! We love pegging so much that we're back to explore the endless wonders of this sexy act. The girls talk about the evolving definition of pegging, loads of tips and tricks, and of course, a video featuring our favorite peggable pro: Michael Vegas.Come take a ride on our disco stick!
Amateur Threesomes with Dan Davies 10.13.21
Menage a trois but make it amateur. The girls welcome comedian Dan Davies to talk about the most common sexual fantasy in America, extinguishing the anxiety around multiple partners and what snacks are best for the after party. 3 is a magic number!
Anca and Daniela: Make Mine a Triple
Mommy 10.6.21
Mommy is going to make it all better. Forget your MILFS and Stepmoms, this is about the sweet and tender goddess that is Mommy. From telling you what a good child you are to suckling at her breasts, you will find all kinds of comfort and joy in this loving kink. Eat your heart out, Freud!
Yiff (Furry Fetish) 9.29.21
Let go of your ego and slip into some fur! The girls are here to delineate Yiff porn from Furry fandom at large, sharing newfound knowledge about murring, SPH (strategically placed holes) and pawing off. Listen in and let loose your mating call!
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Cum Eating 9.22.21
It may not have be your first choice on the menu but tune in to hear why you just might want to order up! The girls have a blast talking about felching at the doctor's office, the sacred seed's presence in early Christian ritual, and all of the different ways to ingest cum: snowballing, gokkun, even recipes! Who's hungry?
Catoon 9.15.21
Eat my shorts! The girls reflect on the hottest cartoons of their youth, marvel at exaggerated body parts and find themselves pleasantly surprised by a pair of mischievous mimes. We'll yabba dabba do ya and have a gay old time!
Blindfold 9.8.21
Close your eyes and open wide! Heighten your senses by staying in the dark and trying out "the taste game” with juicy fruits, a body part or…shrimp cocktail? Blindfolds might be a vanilla kink but we all gotta start somewhere!
Spitroast 9.1.21
Rotisserie, anyone? Tune in to hear how this sex act is different from an Eiffel Tower, along with several exotic nicknames for "spit roasting". Plus a Deep Lush video that prioritizes pleasure in all the right ways. Fire up your headphones and grab your kabob sticks for this episode!
Sci Fi with Vex Ashley 8.25.21
Attention nerds, the queen is here! The girls are overjoyed to welcome Vex Ashley (founder of Four Chambers) to talk about her video, "Hydra". They discuss sci-fi slime, invading & consuming, and a fuck machine paid for with disability aid. May the force be in you!
Ruined Orgasm 8.18.21
Do be a tease! This episode the girls learn all of the different ways to interrupt a build up, an innie versus an outie orgasm, plus what happens when you keep jerking after climax. You can hit pause as many times as you want, but make sure you finish! We won't ruin your good time. (Or will we?)
Taxi 8.11.21
The girls love a good back seat make out, and maybe something more...? They’re talking about getting frisky with the driver, destroying your Uber rating and a handprint on a steamed up window. Don't forget to tip, it's only fare!
Shower Sex 8.4.21
Someone call a plumber because we are dripping with excitement for this episode! The girls discuss bathroom sex of all kinds (solo, baths, bent over the sink, etc) and the associated obstacles - like lubrication challenges and safety! Plus: an extra steamy Four Chambers video. Lather up!
Video Games with Aaron Bleyaert 7.28.21
This one's for the indoor kids. The girls welcome Aaron Bleyaert aka Bley (Conan's Clueless Gamer) to talk about two of the biggest and *least talked about* industries in the world! They're getting deep into your mind (and your pants) in this episode discussing porn story structure, whether you can be truly terrified and horny at the same time, and a Search Term Showdown for the ages. Get off your lil' princess peach and listen!
Rule 34 7.21.21
If you can think it, there's porn of it! The girls are taking a detour and traversing all the way to the darkest edges of the internet. A land where imaginations run wild and fan fiction goes awry. They discuss the hazards of yellow body paint in a "Simpsons" parody, urethral sounding, and even a campy spit roast. Come with me / and you'll be / in a world of [im]pure imagination.
Doggy Style 7.14.21
Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel! In this episode, the girls are taking the "second most popular" sex position from behind. They discuss the congress of the cow, entry angling, and all the delicious benefits of the reach around. Don't be a lazy bottom and get to it!
Teacher 7.7.21
Calling all teacher’s pets! The girls crack open their books and turn to page 69 to talk about the sex appeal of a pair of glasses, TAs and maybe not knocking everything off the desk when you fuck on it. Can you feel a pop quiz coming?
Bukkake 6.30.21
Grab your friends, it's gonna be a party! The girls circle round to talk about Bukkake - a word that, amongst other things, means "splash" in Japanese. They talk about pixelated genitalia, the nuance of degradation, and a video with a mysterious semen source. Last one there's a rotten wanker!
JOI with Lilly Sparks 6.23.21
JOI is a J-O-Y! The girls welcome Lilly Sparks to talk about this popular search term, her platform xoafterglow, and a fresh vid that features a hot spin on JOI. They chat about humiliation vs. encouragement, the desired length of a good porn and how D'Angelo inspired the sexual awakening of a generation. It's time for you to come...and listen!
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Strap On 6.16.21
Strap in, folx - it's gonna be a bumpy ride! The girls chat about everything from the ancient origins of fake phalluses to the history of harnesses in the queer community. Laura also finds a whole new appreciation for this bonus appendage thanks to an essay about how a strap on saved a hetero marriage after cancer. Plus the girls review an incredible video featuring one of GoP's favorites, Michael Vegas. Tune in and don't forget the lube!
School Girl 6.9.21
From Japan street fashion to the UK's mandatory uniform to American Catholicism popularized by Britney Spears, school girls have a global appeal with a problematic undertone. Laura and Rachel talk about those itchy skirts, ruler spankings and of course, the patriarchy. We'll see you in detention!
TeenPies - Beautiful Blonde Schoolgirl Gets Creampied by a Big Dick Stud
Yoga with EJ Dickson 6.2.21
You know you've had some dirty thoughts during that downward dog. The girls welcome Rolling Stones reporter EJ Dickson to talk about hushed intimacy, creepy yoga gurus and of course, the pants. You’re going to want to nama-stay for this episode!
Leather 5.25.21
The smell, the sound, the feel of leather, daddy! From post World War II homoeroticism to Trinity's bodysuit in The Matrix, this fetish fashion has a rich, horny history. This episode comes to you cruelty free...unless you're into it ;)
Handjobs 5.18.21
Handjobs: A warm up or the main event? Laura flipped through Cosmo to find all the worst tips and tricks to please your man. Meanwhile Rachel gets anatomical and teaches us that there's more to the penis than meets the eye. Whether you prefer the Sausage Wrap or a Western Grip we think you'll have an incredible time with this episode...
Wedgies 5.12.21
Anti-Bullly, Pro-Wedgie? The girls yank it up and pull it close to talk about Rachel's most recent obsession. From the days of fumbling interactions with your friend's older brother, to atomic or hanging wedgies, to what exactly do we call a wedgie in the front? You might have a problem with your underwear after this episode.
Strip Tease with Jacq frances 5.5.21
Work that pole! The girls welcome the bombastic Jacq Frances (aka Jacq the Stripper) to talk about all things strip life: the clack of the shoes, the lighting, the common misconceptions, and even the appeal of flirting with a stranger in the dark corners of a club. They also dive into a fantastic vintage video from the "silver age" of porn. Don't forget to tip because applause doesn't pay the bills!
Forced Orgasm 4.28.21
Don't you dare make me cum! The girls are playing with a search term that could use a name re-brand: maybe the submissive orgasm or the highly compelled orgasm? They're talking about all the ways to persuade your partner to completion and how cumming might be an extra challenge for anyone with a vulva. Do be or not dubious consent?
Face Sitting 4.21.21
Is this seat taken? The girls are on a tear in this episode. They get fired up and riotous about queening, Lisa Frank inspired Hitachi wands, and..........farts. Plop down and enjoy!
BBW with April Flores 4.14.21
We're laying it on thicc! Rachel and Laura welcome AVN Award-Winning performer April Flores to talk about all the curves and edges of this particular search term. They discuss the "plus size" descriptor, how the industry is (sloooowly) changing, and what it's like to shoot a squirting scene in a waterfall. "Hey big girl, don't be afraid to get on top. If he dies, he dies."
Wrestling 4.7.21
Oil up, we're wrastlin'! Guy on guy enthusiast Rachel is especially excited for this search term! The girls get down and dirty to talk about wrestling's long history of homoeroticism, "jobbing", and how they each might be grappling for dominance in their own sex lives sometime soon. Mortal Combat Voice: "FINISH HIM!"
Cameron "The Kin-Killer-Cade" VS Tripp "Takedown" Townsend
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Glory Hole 3.31.21
Pick a hole, any hole! Tune in to learn about the surprisingly long, deep history of glory holes, all the different sexual acts that can happen between a wall and the allure (or repulsion) of a mystery mouth. Even if you aren't bold enough to try it for yourself, we bet you'll want to watch!
Squirting with Lola Jean 3.24.21
You might wet the bed with this one! The girls welcome Lola Jean - a Sex Educator, Mental Health Professional, Domme, and World Record holder for volume squirting!! Lola and the girls discuss the ratio of orgasms to squirting, slow motion titties and how to find your way to the fine art of female ejaculation. Let's get into that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff!
Smoking 3.17.21
Smoking is bad for your health, but is it any good for sexual healing? This episode covers the classic cigarette, as well as smoking of the marijuana persuasion, and Laura got high just for the occasion. The girls discuss the origins of post coital cigarettes in Hollywood, smoking's effects on morning wood, and why weed gets you randy. Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
Pizza Delivery Guy 3.10.21
Anybody order a pizza ...with extra sausage? The girls talk about the classic pizza delivery trope and it's waning popularity, their favorite pizza chains, and a hot mess of a video that gives new meaning to cold pizza. We guarantee it'll come in 30 minutes or less or it's free! (This episode is free and over 30 minutes so...win/win?)
Disability with Drew Gurza 3.3.21
Everyone is entitled to pleasure and porn! The girls welcome the fantastic Drew Gurza (Disability After Dark Podcast) to talk about his life as a "Bear in a Chair", working as a disability advocate and all around horny queer. Drew and the girls tackle issues around accessibility, the devotee fetish and how simple communication is - once again - the key to unlocking hot sex.
Hypnosis 2.24.21
You're getting verrrrrry horny. Today's topic comes to you by fan request! The girls talk about how Hypnosis, BDSM, Edging, and even Gender Identity intersect. Plus did you know that Hypnosis is considered a "Meta Kink" that gives other kinks superpowers?! Even if this search term isn't one you've explored yet, you just might be persuaded. Now when I snap my fingers...
Phone Sex 2.17.21
Dial 1-800-Horny4U! In a time when everyone has to stay apart - FaceTime, sexting, and good old fashioned phone calls are sometimes all we have. Tune in for Rachel's tips on the perfect angle, Laura's dirty game of telephone, and xoAfterglow - a new platform featuring several of GoP's favorite performers, including Mickey Mod! For a good time, listen!
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Lesbian with Sydnee Washington 2.10.21
Couldn't get enough the first time! We're circling back to one of our favorite search terms with the fantastic Sydnee Washington (Hobby Hunter Podcast). The girls are talking about what they like watching vs what they like IRL, strap on etiquette, and why the term scissoring needs to be cancelled. If masturbating is one of your pandemic hobbies, then come have a listen!
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Age Play with Dr. Justin Lehmiller 2.3.21
Playing pretend is for adults too! The girls welcome acclaimed Kinsey Institute social psychologist Dr. Justin Lehmiller to talk about age-based styles of role playing. They dive headlong into a discussion about power dynamics, why Justin's career involves a lot of court testimony, and how playing "Little" can feel like a relaxing treat. We hope to stimulate your nether region AND that big ol' brain with this hot topic.
Giantess 1.27.21
Fee Fi Fo Fum, we smell a search term that might make you cum! The girls set out to explore macrophilia, as well as vorarephilia - the erotic desire to consume or be consumed. Who knew teenie tiny action figures could have so many creative uses? Plus a quick dish about WTF is up with Armie Hammer. You better whip out your beanstalk for this one, Jack.
Redhead (100th Episode) 1.20.20
WE ARE 100 EPISODES OLD! To celebrate this momentous occasion, Laura and Rachel welcome GoP's producer, and resident redhead, Amanda to join for a ginger love fest! After a spirited chat about the superpowers that gingers possess, they review a Bellesa House video that has possibly the very best sex that has ever come across their screens. Put on some sunscreen or you'll get a burn from this episode!
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Babysitter 1.13.21
The parents are out of the house and the girls are running amuck! They're talking about hot dads, illicit lusting and who's eating ass in the wake of a Child Protective Services stop by. Help yourself to anything in the fridge but no calling boys!
Small Penis Humiliation 1.6.21
Move along, size queens - we're making room for the little guy! Laura and Rachel debate what kind of FemDom is best suited to handle these small packages, these mini muffins, these cocktail shrimps. You might need your magnifying glass for this one.
Big Ass 12.30.20
Little in the middle but she got much back! Laura and Rachel are doing squats and ogling some deliciously rotund derrieres in today's episode. Tune in for the jiggles, the giggles and the twerks as we say goodbye and fuck you to 2020!
XXXMas 12.23.20
We figured out the best term to search to fire up your Christmas log and it's XXXMas! Laura and Rachel are jingling into the holiday spirit with the best and worst carols to bang it out, the real history of Kris Kringle, and Maitresse Madeline Marlowe - a FemDom for the ages. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good wank!
Season's Greetings (Porn Adjacent)
British with Megan Barton Hanson 12.16.20
Grab your dirty little crumpets! The girls welcome Love Island superstar Megan Barton Hanson to talk about those horny gits and slags across the pond. Whether it's the accent or the stiff upper lip, Brits are a subject of lust for the girls - and it turns out the UK finds Americans "fit" as well! Talk about a special relationship.
Female Orgasm with Remy Kassimir 12.9.20
Don't believe Rachel's sex ed teacher - female orgasms are REAL. The girls are delighted to welcome Remy Kassimir (How Cum?) who spent years finding her own orgasm and is now intimately familiar with the myriad ways to reach the mountaintop. They're talking about vibrators, fingers, pressure, rhythm, internal stimulation, tribbing, shower heads, and even the near impossible task of jilling off standing up.
Pregnant with Jet Setting Jasmine 12.2.20
Circle of life, baby! Jet-Setting Jasmine is a master fetishist and an expert in gestational erotica - she has performed pregnant, lactating and even during conception. Jasmine and the girls talk pregnancy kink, the madonna/whore complex, raging hormones, and other fun surprises that you'd never expect about the expecting.
Edging 11.25.20
Looks like you could use a little something to take the edge off. The girls are denying themselves for your pleasure while they learn about ballooning, gooning and the sordid origins of "no nut November". You don't always have to finish what you started!
Audio Porn with Jim Nova 11.18.20
We love aural! Jim Nova (Feel-Good Filth) has been on the girls' radar for a long time and the love affair was solidified in this extra sexy episode. They talk about how creative audio porn can get, the journey to find your kink and the origins of a "glory hole". Listen to your porn - you won't regret it.
Kissing 11.11.20
Pucker up, butter cup! Laura and Rachel start at first base for today's episode where they talk technique, swapping spit and review one of the hottest sex-ed videos you're ever going to see. You'll smudge your lipstick on this one!
"Ebony" with Cheyenne Davis 11.4.20
The girls welcome writer and content creator Cheyenne M. Davis (creator of Unveild, a platform dedicated to kinky content for and by Black and Brown folx) to talk about a problematic search term and what the porn industry can do better. Tune in to hear them discuss the porn the world needs more of, Shine Louise' Houston's BIPOC and queer inclusive work in porn, and a tasty film from BeyondDeep that reclaims and subverts the Blackspoitation genre.
Halloween 2: Still Horny 10.28.20
We've said it before and we'll say it again: HALLOWEEN IS HORNY. Even in quarantine we're finding ways to get our thrills and chills from sexy costumes, ghost sex and Kink.com's "Scared Stiff". It's guaranteed to jack your lantern!
Romantic with Damon Dice 10.21.20
Damon Dice (aka Spencer Barrick) does romance right. The girls welcome this Bellesa regular and all-around sex icon to the show to talk about on set intimacy, whispering sweet nothings and fucking to make her feel good. Nothing makes our seat wet like some deep, connected passion!
Deep Fake with SX Noir 10.14.20
The girls welcome SX Noir, a self proclaimed "thot" leader, to talk about the intersection of sex and technology. Strap on your thinking cap and your dildo for this one because we are going deep into what sex on the internet looks like today. If you don't know what "Deep Fake" is, look up the definition and then take a listen. If you're watching a Deep Fake right now, stop and take a listen to our episode. Listen, just listen. You'll be glad you did!
Fingering 10.7.20
Dial up your dexterity for a good old fashioned finger bang! The girls have a lot of specific pointers about the motion, the location and pre-wetting a finger to get the most out of your second base experience. And if 2020 has taught us anything - WASH YOUR HANDS.
Real Couples with Paulita Pappel 9.30.20
Ain't nothin like the real thing, baby! The founder of Lustery, Paulita Pappel, joins the girls to talk about starting a platform where real couples come to fuck on camera. The girls talk about safety and intimacy in online sex, and even what happens when these couples break up. Tune in for an elevated amateur experience.
Tribbing with Margaret Cho 9.16.20
The girls welcome comedy legend and sex positive babe Margaret Cho to talk about grinding up on what you got, appreciation for international vintage porn and hot equestrian attire. You can do more than scissor, sister!
HotWifing with Jacky St. James 9.9.20
You've heard of Cuckolding but have you ever heard of Hot Wifing? Powerhouse porn director Jacky St. James joins the girls to talk about exciting dynamics in coupledom, female empowerment in the porn industry, Jerry Falwell Jr. and...anklets! Don't miss out on the extramarital fun!
Sex Magick 9.2.20
Do you believe in Magick in a young girls’ lust? Summon your desires as our witchy hosts discuss conjuring a lover through masturbation, a duo riding a double ended dildo smoother than a broomstick and how this kind of Magick is more than just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
Rimjob with Joel Kim Booster 8.26.20
Get back there and get to work! The hot and hilarious comedian Joel Kim Booster (Sunnyside, Urgent Care podcast) joins the girls to talk about barring porn during business hours, douching tips, and how straights are finally ordering ass off the menu. You'll laugh, you'll learn, and you'll definitely leave horny. Let them eat cake.
Pantyhose 8.19.20
Whether they're clinging to a Hooters waitress or making a kid itchy during church, pantyhose have encased many a leg over the years, for practical purposes and for pleasure. The girls wiggle into this search term from foot to gusset, to learn about the history of the fetish and what led to the "nylon riots".
FemDom 8.12.20
Who doesn't love a woman in charge? Today the girls are talking about one of Rachel's favorite search terms - from the high heels to the cock & ball torture and all that lies between in this erotic power exchange. Take a seat on his face and have a listen.
Wax Play with King Noire 8.5.20
"Came through drippin' (drip drip)" King Noire is a master fetish trainer and he's teaching the girls a thing or three about how wax play can be safely incorporated into your sex life. Tune in to hear about his video with Redhead Barbie where there are some advanced...pyrotechnics. Get on your knees and light a candle for this one!
Aliens 7.29.20
They're out there, sweetie! Laura and Rachel are getting a little extra terrestrial this week - looking outside of our species for something hot to watch. We've got tentacles, alien cum and probing in all kinds of orifices.
Cougar with Sex Talk with My Mom 7.22.20
Don't call it a comeback, she's been here the whole time! The mother/son podcast duo Cam and KarenLee Poter (Sex Talk with My Mom) have some first hand wisdom to share about older women and multi-generational perspectives on sex. Tune in to hear Cam and KarenLee discuss Cougar origins of all kinds, as well as their drastically different sex and porn preferences. Rawr.
Erotic Fiction with Almaz Ohene 7.15.20
From Marquis de Sade through the girls' fav Anais Nin, erotic fiction has been turning the world on through the ages. Laura and Rachel welcome sexuality writer Almaz Ohene to talk about discovering hot passages in their youth, stimulating their raunchy imaginations as adults and how we need to just retire "50 Shades of Gray" already. Don't leave this search term on read!
Stepmom 7.8.20
You're not my real mom!! The girls find one of their favorite porns of all time in Pink Label's epic "Milfshakes" with impeccable art direction and the all important task of keeping one's fingernails short. Keep your family close, and your stepmom closer...
Financial Domination with Mistress Marley 7.1.20
Rachel and Laura welcome the incredible Mistress Marley to talk about her journey from a sugar baby to a Financial Domination goddess. There's a wealth of rich vocabulary words and different kink options that exist in this fascinating world of BDSM cash transmission. Time to pay more than just attention, subs!
BONUS: Vibrators brought to you by LELO 6.26.20
...more like GREAT vibrations! Rachel opens up her drawer of vibrators to find the creme de la creme - LELO. The girls are talking about their favorite settings, the myth around female hysteria and remote controlled panties. And just an FYI - vibrators are for everyone, honey!
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“69” 6.24.20
We've been waiting 68 episodes for this moment! Tune in to hear the girls talk about the challenges of finding the right 69 positioning, uninspired hetero sex, and which one of them spent a drunken Sunday night spent dancing on the bar at Coyote Ugly. Get ready to wine me, dine me and 69 me!
Erotic Art with Armando Cabba 6.17.20
Draw me like one of your French girls. Laura and Rachel welcome erotic artist Armando Cabba for a sexy art history lesson and chat about the color scheme of certain naughty bits, how online platforms changed the game and Rachel's drunken drawing habits. Tune in and that brush won't be the only thing you're stroking!
"The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife” by Hokusai
"Heart Shaped Box" by Helen Beard
"Fuck Painting #4" by Betty Tompkins
Nipple Play 6.10.20
Bop it! Twist it! Suck it! The girls are here to talk about nipplegasms, nipple torture and all the fun activities you can do with those little chest pepperonis. "I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" Worth a try!
Fisting with Aaron Costa Ganis 5.27.20
On today's episode, actor Aaron Costa Ganis shares his infectious enthusiasm for fisting! Tune in to hear about solo fisting, the "silent duck" entry, and why Jeri Lynn is the queen of the genre. Take this one slowly and stay a while.
Religious with Aella 5.20.20
Two words: Hot Priest. The girls welcome performer, writer, and social scientist Aella to talk about Evangelism, western religious taboos, and the evolution of shame around sex. Today's videos have a Catholic theme: priests, supplication...and confession. Kneel.
Public 5.13.20
What we wouldn't give for some public sex right now! The girls are dreaming of an exhibitionist summer with all the options for a quickie, that hot urgency of getting caught, and what exactly happens in a Papa John's. Take a listen to hear who squirted for the first time this week!
Dominant Daddy with SiouxsieQ 5.6.20
The girls embrace their daddy issues to welcome porn performer and activist Siouxsie Q to talk about everything from sex worker justice to anally inspired squirting. Tune in to hear about Siouxsie Q's thoughts on Dominant Daddies and how tender this power dynamic can be. Yes, Daddy.
Deep Throat 4.29.20
Open wide! The girls go deep with a historically notable search term. Get ready to gag when they talk about reflex training, spit bubbles and taking it to the hilt. Hope it's not too much for you, honey!
Hentai with Dana Hollander 4.22.20
Our most requested episode is finally here! The girls welcome Dana Hollander (Are Weeb There Yet?) to explore one of the most popular (and potentially problematic) search terms out there. Their first look at animated porn covers everything from the history of Japanese erotic art to teenage hormones and Hentai's notoriously dubious consent. Whether you're a longtime fan or a curious bystander, join the girls as they learn about all things hentai, senpai!
Cam Girls 4.15.20
Oh you’ve been sending nudes *for free*? This week the girls make their first dive into the wide world of camming: arguably one of the most ethical forms of porn. Tune in to learn how much money you could be making with a ring light and a camera during your quarantine. Or if you’re here just to watch then don’t forget to tip your cam girl!
Stuck 4.8.20
New to today's search term? Harkening back to a time before social distancing, stuck porn requires being in close quarters, and the girls are here for it! Tune in to learn about "dubious consent" role play, and find out all the different ways one can get pinned, squished or just plain stuck in submission.
Coronavirus 4.1.20
You've heard of coronavirus, you've heard of porn, but have you used your abundant free time to check out coronavirus porn? Laura and Rachel get extra topical this week as they discuss the impact of the virus on the industry, the kind of protective wear one might use and what it really feels like to have sex when you're sick. Stay tuned to find out which of your beloved hosts tested positive for COVID-19!
DP 3.25.20
Fill 'er up! The girls are making room to talk about the ins and outs of double penetration. Tune in to hear what defines DP, why it's pleasurable for the ladies and the absolute insanity of the "Penis Animal".
LIVE: Spanking 3.18.20
Rachel and Laura performed a live show at The Gutter on March 5, 2020 to celebrate the one year anniversary of Girls on Porn. The girls embrace the last days of public gatherings with prizes, a Star Trek parody and a good smack on the bottom. Stay healthy, stay tuned and stay inside to watch some great porn. We love you!
Cuddle with Mary Beth Barone 3.11.20
Are you the big spoon, the little spoon or is there no spoon? Snuggle up for a cozy night in with your loved ones and comedian Mary Beth Barone to discuss the softer side of human interaction. You won't want to miss the girls exploring that eternal question: does cuddle porn include penetration?
Choking 3.5.20
The girls wrap their minds around a touchy topic that deserves thoughtful consent before engagement. Tune in to hear about the difference between pressure and breath play and get some sexy tips on how to maximize your experience. Take my breath away...
Step Siblings with Ryan Creamer 2.26.20
Oh brother, where art thou? The girls welcome comedian and verified Pornhub superstar Ryan Creamer to talk about one of the biggest search terms on the internet. Have you found yourself asking - why are there so many incest videos on my home page? Or, wait Is my step-sister kind of hot? We also have questions and maybe a few answers on today's taboo episode.
Fairy Tale with Ellen Haun and Laura Lane 2.19.20
Hey Sleeping Beauty and Snow White - wake up! There's some man trying to kiss you! The girls welcome Ellen Haun and Laura Lane (This is Why You're Single), the forthcoming authors of Cinderella and the Glass Ceiling and Other Feminist Fairy Tales, to discuss cosplay, doing chores pantyless and how fucked up Thumblina really is. Did you remember that a mouse tried to marry her off to a mole?
Role Play 2.12.20
Hello stranger. It's Valentine's week so Laura and Rachel are here to talk about some of the naughty games that couples play to spice things up. Whether you want to be the boss or the dirty little sub or anything in between, come live out all of your fantasies with us!
Secretary with Jon Gabrus 2.5.20
Sir? You have a call on line 69. The girls welcome the riotous Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty) whose love of a good outfit inspired today's search term. They discuss the origins of this fetishized career along with lots of laughs about using a tie as reigns, Bernie Sanders and peeing your pants. Put down your pad & paper and grab your dictaphone, sweetheart.
Latex 1.29.20
Do you do it for fashion, safety or just for fun? The girls slide into conversation about this second skin and how it stimulates pleasure receptors. Also, have you googled Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman lately? We’ll wait.
Passion with Betsy Kenney 1.22.20
Because sometimes we just want something different! The girls welcome comedian and porn newbie Betsy Kenney to the show to discuss the softer side of porn. We warm things up and take it nice and slow, so let’s dim the lights and get steamy.
ASMR 1.15.20
Do you hear what I hear? ASMR is a polarizing search term that has the girls feeling all types of ways. Whether it gives you brain orgasms or it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, tune in to hear about the wide world of noises and find what makes you tingle. Sounds good to us!
BBC with Andy Lucien 1.8.20
They’ve gone blue in the face talking about big dicks, but in this episode the girls get a bit more...specific. Rachel and Laura welcome Andy Lucien (actor, performers' safety rights advocate) to discuss "Big Black Cock". Tune in for an important, if challenging, conversation around racial dynamics in adult entertainment - and in general. But don't worry, they still manage to find some hot, ethical porn to feel good about!
Sploshing 1.1.20
Imagine if the food fight scene in Hook went a step further... Laura and Rachel are getting wet and messy with this week's search term. Tune in to hear about the different kinds of foods folks get into, how sploshing doesn't necessarily mean sex and which of the girls gets surprisingly turned on. It's good dirty fun!
Holiday 12.25.19
Grab your corncob pipe, Frosty! The girls are ringing in the holiday season with a Hanukkah porn that sadly won’t keep your oil burning, and a Grinch parody that just might make your dick grow three sizes. Sing it with us: It’s the most horniest time of the year!
Foursome with Tales of Lara 12.18.19
Swing your partner round and round! The stunning Lara (Pussy Church, Tales of Lara) joins the girls to make three but they’re here to talk about groups of four. They explore the history of swingers in the 70s, how to keep track of what’s going on in the bedroom, and the problem with Dino. 2+2=Porn!
Casting Couch 12.11.19
Please, take a seat. The girls discuss the bumpy power dynamics associated with a casting couch along with what it takes to audition for porn and showmances! Don’t call us, we‘ll call you.
Gaping with Michael Vegas 12.4.19
Open wide! Laura and Rachel welcome the "Gape Gatsby" himself, Michael Vegas, to talk about what inspired him to get into this initially intimidating act. Michael breaks down the mechanics of gaping and explores how hot it can be with any kind of partner. You won't want to miss this deep dive episode!
POV 11.27.19
Come see it from our point of view. Rachel and Laura narrow their focus on a genre that has historically catered to the male gaze. But the girls find and review a video from the female perspective, naturally. They also chat about Jenna Jameson, the logistics of a ski lodge and why POV is more popular on Valentine's Day!
Big Dick 11.20.19
Bigger isn't always better (but sometimes it is)! A girthy cock is one of the most significant tentpoles of the porn industry and the girls share their thoughts and feelings about handling a wide load along with some truly hilarious alternative names for a fat salami. This is too big to miss!
Massage 11.13.19
Bring us your aching muscles for an aural rub down! The girls are working out the knots of this classic kink and why it's such a turn on. You can visit one of the 1,200 erotic massage parlors in NYC or you can just relax right here with us. Oops sorry! Cold hands.
Solo Female 11.6.19
We crunched the numbers and turns out - women are great at getting off alone! Tune in to hear a flurry of solo statistics, how one performer's military uniform isn't up to code and all the different ways our hosts enjoy their...free time. Sisters be doin' it for themselves.
Halloween 10.30.19
We're gonna scare the pants off you! Tune in for our first holiday themed episode! The girls talk about blood play, sex with squashes, and how bad special effects can really kill the mood. No tricks, all treats.
Rough Sex 10.23.19
Do you like it rough? We sure as fuck do. Join the girls for Laura's favorite search term as they discuss the delicacy of choking, a good spank and just how hot consent can be.
Water Sports 10.16.19
And we’re not talking about water polo, honey. The girls dive into the world of wild wetness and what fuels these deviant desires. Even if pee play isn’t your thing, aren’t you just a little bit curious...?
Big Tits with Josh Ruben 10.9.19
We'll keep your hands full with this one! The hilarious Josh Ruben stops by to hear the fascinating tale of Rachel's own big titty journey. Tune in to hear about Norma's cartoonishly large cans, hungry hungry tit bros and of course, Rachel's lucky fin. Honk if you love big honkers!
Feet 10.2.19
Are you listening, Tarantino? We've got the #1 fetish on our hands this week - feet! The girls have lots of questions about all the angles of podiphilia and why folks love it so damn much.They also review an extra hot video from XConfessions that's set in Laura's horniest location - a library.
Bisexual Threesomes with Molly-Margaret Johnson 9.25.19
Pick a third, any third! Tune in for this friendly search term with resident threesome expert, Molly-Margaret Johnson! She shares tips and tricks for threesome newbies along with evolving porn tastes and the power of an emotional climax. Everybody’s welcome :)
Creampie 9.18.19
Closing your legs won't contain this episode! Creampie is one of the girls' favorite acts IRL and they're here to discuss the logistics, the hotness of a "please" and they consider the question - does semen really contain antidepressants? Finish strong, everybody!
Mature 9.11.19
We, like a fine wine, just keep getting better with age. And since we're on the subject, why don't you pour yourself a glass and settle in for some slightly older adult entertainment? Rachel and Laura talk about how hard the search can be for two mature lovers but that once you find it, you're statistically more likely to watch for longer. And they have some notes for Sally D'Angelo who is still faking orgasms after all these years!
Pussy Licking 9.4.19
Laura and Rachel dive head first into this delicious topic. They discuss their best positions for cumming, what “hardcore” pussy eating means, and the surprising searches that came up on International Women's Day. Finger lickin' good!
Teen 8.28.19
Barely 18 - but definitely at least 18! Join Rachel and Laura as they reflect on their own teenage sex lives, the construct of virginity, and why this search term is actually declining in popularity. Mmmm smells like teen spirit!
Asian and Queer Asian with Diana Oh 8.21.19
The girls get deep with multi hyphenate Diana Oh as they discuss play parties, staying present and why certain porn should be mandatory for all young people. Bonus: why queer folk are miles ahead of heteros in sex innovation - stay tuned to learn about the importance of leverage and concepts you may have never heard of....
The Lion King vs. The Loin King 8.14.19
Who does the Lion sleep with tonight? In this very special episode twist, the girls watch the new live action remake of "The Lion King" to prepare for the porn parody: "The Loin King". This instant classic features such songs as “Hot Cum on My Ta-Tas” and “Can You Feel My Muff Tonight?”. Ain't no worries, for the rest of your lays...
Amateur 8.7.19
Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby! Amateur is one of the most popular search terms in the world and the girls get right in there with not one but two Make Love Not Porn videos. And we couldn’t talk amateur without the most popular Pornhub couple out there: leolulu. Tune in for a sexy and surprising way to use a pillow case...!
Twink with Noah Galvin 7.31.19
Twinkle, twinkle, we’ve got a star! The girls welcome Noah Galvin (Booksmart, Dear Evan Hansen) to review a deep cut from Noah's own spank bank. Listen as they dive into his experience playing a young Dan Savage on The Real O'Neals, evolving from MMF to MM porn, and the etymology of "Twink." Cum on down for a gay ol’ time!
Gang Bang 7.24.19
A popular female fantasy *and* a potentially problematic search term...we’re talking Gang Bangs! Does this slippery concept automatically mean misogyny, or can it be a fetish about being the center of attention? The girls talk about being the star of the show, multitasking dick stuff, plus the tricky mechanics of ghost sex. Bonus: who's Old Man Gang Bang?
Nympho Goddess Whore Taken Down and Gang Banged by Greek Council
Trans with Jessy Dubai 7.17.19
There's a little something for everyone on this week's episode. The girls welcome trans adult star Jessy Dubai to talk about her life and success in the porn industry. They discuss why trans porn might be great for couples, some of the traps and tropes of mainstream porn...and how delicious a safe word can be.
CHEERLEADER 7.10.19
Hey Mickey, you're so fine - you're so fine, we blew our load, hey Mickey! Whether you're into the high school fantasy or you get in the mood after watching the Superbowl, the girls are here to stretch your knowledge and test what you think you know about these athletic supporters. Debbie may do Dallas - but we're doing everythingggg.
Solo Male 7.3.19
If you haven’t learned yet – we like to watch. On this week’s episode, the girls *sneak a peek at what you do in your bedroom alone. They talk about masturbation cults, that men love a woman watching a man, and Rachel’s soft spot for a sweet sweet fap.
Cuckold with Arielle Kaplan 6.26.19
On this week’s episode, Arielle Kaplan (Whoregasmic, Seven Minutes in Heaven podcast) joins the girls to do more than just watch. This search term isn’t all about humiliation – learn alongside the girls about the long history of cuckolds up through today’s interpretations. Plus one of the girls wants to try out a cuckold scenario IRL. Tune in for the dirty deets!
Blowjobs 6.19.19
Slide up your kneepads and tie your hair back because in this episode we are going down! Listen to the girls dig deep into their own first experiences and middle school misunderstandings about giving head. (Do you blow on it? Can you use your hands?) And find out who gets turned on giving head, who even watches blowjobs in porn, and whether or not cum always has a hint of bleach flavoring.
MOVIE SEX SCENES 6.12.19
We all had to start somewhere - and that somewhere was probably Wild Things. Join the girls as they take a break from the XXX and turn to the best (and the worst) R rated scenes that made you wish you hadn't gone to the movie theater with your mom.
Machines with MacKenzie Peck 6.5.19
Machines were created to make people's lives easier - and sex is no exception. MacKenzie Peck (Math Magazine) joins the girls to understand the world of sybians, vibrators and where the name Steely Dan originated. Good vibrations only!
Threesome with Mickey Mod 5.29.19
Is three a crowd? Porn star Mickey Mod (a GoP favorite!) joins Laura and Rachel as their third to talk about life in the industry, the mechanics of a successful threesome, and to review a film starring Mickey himself: “L’appel du Vide.” Listen to find out if the girls can keep their cool while talking to someone they have def jilled off to.
VINTAGE 5.22.19
Have you got a taste for nostalgia? The girls look back to bad lighting, jazzy synth underscoring and full bushes. This blast from the past will hopefully make you blast in the present!
Daddy with Philippe Bowgen 5.15.19
Live out all your daddy issues (and fantasies) in this episode with the hilarious Philippe Bowgen. He joins the girls to talk about the different types of daddies: silver, muscle, gorilla (!) and what the qualifications are to be one. Is it age or an attitude?
Pegging 5.8.19
Strap in, and well, on - it's going to be a bumpy ride! Ease into this week's episode as our hosts take you through pegging's origins with the Marquis de Sade all the way up to Dan Savage and Broad City. Be sure to tune in because this is Rachel's favorite search term!
Outdoor 5.1.19
Let's take the party outside! Tune in to hear about agoraphilia, Logan Longcock grilling up some weiners and the dirty details about how our hosts lost their virginity.
"Sunlit"
JOI with Jake and Amir 4.24.19
JOI stands for Jerk Off Instruction – but do the girls stan this search term? Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (If I Were You) are here to chat about the wide world of jerk off videos, why JOIs for women don’t exist, and listen to a surprising blow job that no one saw coming.
Lesbian 4.17.19
The #1 search term in the world for the last four years is here! Monica Raymund (Hightown, Chicago Fire) joins the girls to dish about lesbian porn and sexual discovery plus the very important difference between tribbing and scissoring.
TATTOOS 4.10.19
You see it, you like it, you ink it, you jill it! The girls were surprised to find that "tattoo" was the 7th most popular search term in 2018. Listen as they discuss their taste in body art and whether or not they'd fuck Bryan Gozzling.
FEMALE EJACULATION 4.3.19
Ah yes, the age old question: Is it female ejaculation or is it squirting? ...or is it pee? Our girls can’t wait to spill loads of research about this elusive act. We’ll learn who’s a squirter denier and whether girl cum contains some of the same stuff as....boy cum? Tune in as this is sure to be a dripping wet hot episode.
Orgy 3.27.19
Gabrielle Alexa (HuffPo, Tinder), a sex positive writer/babe, joins the girls to talk about all things bacchanalian. Plus: their first experiences with porn, how no one wants to be benched during an orgy, and why you may want to leave that fishnet dress at home! Also, where do orgies even happen?
BDSM 3.20.19
Strap in and remember your safe word, because we’re talking bondage, baby! On this week's episode, the girls discuss Sasha Grey's pubes plus you'll learn which of our hosts has been tied up and what SSC means!
"Amber"
ANAL 3.13.19
Hopefully you’ve got some poppers and brought enough lube for this episode because the girls are knockin' on your back door! Tune in to hear what the anal sex bargaining chip might get you in your relationship, and why you should never sort your porn search results by “top rated.”
PARODY - 3.6.19
Because if you've seen it, there's probably a porn of it. BriTANick comedy duo Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney (SNL, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) join the show to talk about a comedy sketch of theirs that was parodied (stolen), and to review Bob’s Boners with the girls. Spoiler: It's not as good as the original.
MILF - 3.6.19
AKA Mom I’d like to F**K! From its humble beginnings in 1999’s American Pie (shout out to creative masturbation) to becoming the 3rd most searched term on Pornhub in 2018. Tune in to find out what the girls think of Brandi Love’s “to do list”, an analysis of slurpy derpy blow jobs and what Rachel likes to say in bed!